UPDATED - NOW WITH FORMS!
The Human Petting Zoo, powered by eCult
Friday 13, December 2002
8pm 'til
This coming Friday is The Oni Gallery's gala fund raising event. Come join in the fun so that we don't run out of money and die!
Sure, if you're one of the proles you'll be paying $15 to get in. Which is a bargain, look you - as snacks and beverages are included along with a line up of live performances and installations which manage to be massively entertaining while still maintaining the Oni's usual levels of aesthetic refinement.
But, if you participate in the Human Petting Zoo you'll get in free AND people will be giving you tater tots so you will let them pet you.
Even if you don't participate in the fund raiser, you should still submit to the Wall of Ex's. There we'll be showcasing the rather non-descript segment of the population that you used to date. We'll all learn a lot. Really.
Here are the promised forms:Contact me if you want more information.
posted by Unknown at 9:40 PM
