This was originally written as an e-mail to Ginger Hoffman. We were talking about T-mobile's internet connection plan. She asked me where I was at.

Eventually I'll have a sytem that let's me integrate portions of my correspondence seamlessly into my public presence, but for now it's command-C, command-V!

Now I know
and I'm ready to go.
I'm lyrical,
but don't get hysterical.
My cell phone gonna be made from material,
yo!

My lap's got tha 'tooth that I need to connect.
I'm livin' in the future,
I got my cyberdeck.

Done with the Bean.
NYC? Already Been.
Get to know me,
in the real DC.

Hey Dupont! I gotta bum a fag!
Got the ethiop platter,
In my doggie bag.

Meetin' with the boss man, meetin' in the lab
Gonna change the world with the Semantic Web

That might work out,
But, hey, maybe not.
Anyhow, they're hirin' at the tea shop.
I loves my tea
In the real DC.

Got bodyworkers, greenies, and jugglers comin' in
A DJ collective looking for a place to spin.
They not all busy like y'all up there
Got time to do this thing
Got time for fresh air.

So when ya lookin' for a place to visit
the real DC's the genuine Dizit.

Uh huh, yeah.
I'm the real DC.