Pig Roast This Weekend!

I'm headin' down to the Eastern Shore of Maryland, referred to as "The Outhouse of Maryland" by former Governor Schaefer! We gonna have us a pig roast up in th' grand style!

Anyway, contact me if you're interested in joining me this Saturday during the afternoon for this fine event. Below is a promotional rap that I wrote for it:

People listen and understand.

Tom n' me getting nice,
wit' Moshe Feldenkrais
Make us feelin' better than
th' Japanese brown rice

Listen up, 'cause I won't tell ya thrice.

I'm tellin' you this lore
In lovely Baltimore
We gettin' all decked out
for a massive party score!

Yeah yeah, on the Eastern f***'n shore.

My mom's a redneck see,
And she know 'dis here ladee
And if you wanna roasted pig
you'll ride along wit' me

I tell ya, down 'e shore out by the sea.

For her fiddy'th birthday
We gettin' madly gay
And once we sauced,
we takin turns with Karao, OK?

And when its time to say good by to Jude and all her kin.
They would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin in.
We're all invited back a gain to that locality
But we'll then be settin' off for Maryland's OC

Hillybilly that is. Set a spell, Take your shoes off.

Y'all come back now, y'hear?